50 Funny Ferret Memes That Will Make You Laugh

Ferrets are irresistible, zany companions that constantly test our patience with new shenanigans daily, but we love them anyway. And in the spirit of that, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned ferret meme? They’re how we show our love for these unique little critters and express our frustration for being a ferret owner. Without further ado, the ferret memes await.

The Top 50 Funny Ferret Memes

1. Cat Snake Found

Cat snake is an adorable and all-too-accurate nickname for a beloved ferret.

2. Got Something to Say?

Ferrets are always interested in what we have to say, even if they don’t always listen!

3. Best Friends Forever

All ferret owners can relate to this one—at least when your ferret’s calm and not climbing up the walls.

4. Ferret-genic?

How can ferrets go from the picture of Instagram selfie charm to jackal-like harbingers of destruction in mere moments?

5. Bring Me to Life

Rock fans/ferret lovers can feel this ‘00s throwback meme in their souls.

6. Innocent Until Proven Adorable

Every ferret owner knows that sly “Who, me?” look when your keys go missing… again.

7. Friendly Neighborhood Fur Snake

Sharing an eerie resemblance to snakes and cats, the confusion is understandable and amusing.

8. Can Ferret Owners Get a Little Appreciation Around Here?

Ferret owners have their work cut out for them, so let’s give them a round of applause with this too-accurate meme.

9. The Creation of Ferrets

Riffing on the Creation of Adam at the Sistine Chapel, this ferret meme gives a classical touch to your fun-filled ferret routine.

10. Tricksy Little Ferrets

Why do they always want to know what’s in your pockets? It’s a treat, isn’t it?

11. Will You Be My Valentine?

Why go looking for love on Valentine’s Day when you already have it at home with your ferret?

12. TGIF

Your ferret can’t tell the days apart, but they definitely know when you get excited on Fridays.

13. Ferret Antics

Everything in sight is fair game for ferrets, who seem to delight in finding and breaking the most weird stuff.

14. Wait a Minute…

Ferrets love the smell or sometimes even mention of food, so it can get confusing when you name them after food, too.

15. Uno!

Shiny, jingly keys are the perfect target for a kleptomaniac ferret, and good luck getting them back!

16. Ferret Toy Organization Rules

Ferrets have unique ideas about how they think their toys should be organized; the problem is when they’re a huge mess.

17. Furry Little Clothes Thief

Observe a moment of silence for all the socks, bras, and random garments stolen by ferrets everywhere.

18. Did You Call Me a Rodent?!

We all know they’re weasels, so why do some people insist on calling ferrets rodents?

19. ‘Nuff Said

Ferrets everywhere see this and feel seen, even the ones watching from behind your shoulder or lap.

20. Canceled Plans

Oh, you can’t come anymore? What a shame…

21. Ferrets Make Everything Better

Ferret owners are a special breed that understands their strange pets, and this meme helps reflect that.

22. Just a Few More Pics?

Ferrets don’t know what an SD card is or why you’re constantly flashing that light in their face, but they sure do love the attention!

23. Seems Legit

Ferrets are really just cats for people who want a more social but equally odd housemate.

24. Just Call Me Rose

Your ferret watches Titanic one time, and all of a sudden, they demand you love them the way Jack loved Rose. As if you didn’t already!

25. Every. Single. Time.

Do you like ferrets? Have you ever walked into a room and forgot what you were doing there? This meme is for you.

26. Hands Off!

Ferrets are reluctant to give up any of their toys or food, just like when we don’t want to share the last slice of pizza. We’re more similar than we realize!

27. Just Five More Minutes

Students and workers alike can relate to the ferret’s sleepiness in this meme, but they do sleep all day!

28. Too Spooky

Ferrets have no idea why we’re scared of those weird images on the TV, but they’re happy to cuddle us while we panic at every whoosh of the curtains.

29. They’ve Got Everything Under There

Ferrets are like furry little goblin cats that love to hoard random objects, including coins, yarn, and nearly anything small floating around the house.

30. Like a Ninja

We all know and love that trademark feline-like ferret step, highlighting their sneaky dexterity.

31. Curiosity Killed the Ferret

Ferret owners love and hate it when their ferrets get into situations like this, but it never ceases to entertain.

32. They’re On Their Way, Right?

Our little stars of the show beg for attention every chance they get, so they would definitely be upset if nobody showed up to their birthday party.

33. It’s Not a Challenge…

They should be thinking, “They put my toys somewhere I can’t access; I guess I’ll give up.” If only that were actually what was running through their little heads.

34. Maybe They Are Cats

Is it just us, or are ferrets more and more like cats every time we turn our heads? It’s too much of a coincidence.

35. Just Watching Funny Ferret Videos

Ferrets would gladly run their own YouTube channel if they could, but for now, they’ll have to deal with watching you watch ferret videos.

36. So Dramatic

Even when they’ve done nothing but lounge around, our ferrets always seem to act the most tired they’ve ever been in their entire lives.

37. Tiptoe Finesse

They’re not there yet, but maybe one day, the ferrets will master the tiptoe and become a serious threat to the ninja cats.

38. Ferrets Love Their Sleep

Like children, cats, and dogs, ferrets seem to have no regard for the positions they get into while sleeping or whether they’ll break their necks.

39. Always Into Something

The most mundane objects like crinkly plastic bags are endless reservoirs of fun for our ferrets, who’ll gladly frolic with a new batch of bags for hours.

40. Adorable Little Hoarders

This meme is a nightmare scenario for any ferret owner, but probably their idea of paradise: unlimited food!

41. Carry On Then

Ferrets have zero shame for the positions or weird places they explore, and we love them all the more for it.

42. Messy Little Drama Queen

Despite all the advantages of having a ferret, owners have to deal with messy downsides like this.

43. Going on an Adventure

No matter how much love and food we give them, they’ll never understand how good they have it!

44. Give Me a Smooch

It’s not the kind of smooch you wanted, but love bites are still accepted.

45. Sleeping the Day Away

Due to their unique crepuscular sleep schedule, ferrets seem tired at the weirdest times, and sometimes they’re just lazy!

46. Man’s Real Best Friend

Whoever said dogs are man’s best friend hasn’t ever bonded with a ferret before, and it shows.

47. A Ferret’s Love Is All You Need

If you cannot accept my ferret, you can leave. Good riddance!

48. I Might as Well Have a Toddler

At this point, we’re convinced that having a ferret is exactly like having a toddler.

49. Don’t Be Ridiculous

You don’t like ferrets? You’re joking, right? We won’t tolerate ferret slander around here!

50. It’s Tax Season!

We don’t see why we can’t claim our ferrets on our taxes. They’re practically our children anyway!

What’s Your Favorite Ferret Meme?

There are so many memes to choose from, and we couldn’t possibly pick a favorite. From the memes making fun of their chronic lethargy to all the weird cat comparisons, we’re sure you have at least a few ferret memes you’ll pass on to your family and friends later.

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